A Satirical Report
By JOSH SIMONCIC, DAN JUNG, GIULIA MILANA, and ZACH BRZOZOWSKI
An investigative JerUh-Oh report has revealed that Jericho High School Library staff member Ms. Rios has super hearing and can discern even the softest of sounds in the library. She uses her powers to enforce peace and quiet in her domain. This is what the investigation discovered…
very funny