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Auditorium Renovation Plans
By MICHELLE GELE and MADELINE KAUFMAN On January 20th, 2015 the Jericho High School community was notified that the auditorium will be closed for the rest of the school year due to part of the […]
Month: April 2015
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2015 NHL 1st Round Playoff Preview
By JOSH ROTHSTEIN The 2015 NHL playoffs are set to begin today with 16 teams hoping to win Lord Stanley’s Cup. Read on to see which teams I believe will be advancing to the second round. Round […]
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Ninth Grade Going Along
By AMELIA BAUMANN Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there. You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, varsity jocks, unfriendly black hotties, […]
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Happy April Fools’ Day 2015!
Breaking news! A baked goods cartel has run rampant at Jericho High School, the seniors have decided to visit a dude ranch for spring break, and the JerEcho has officially become BuzzFeed. Oh, and Happy April Fools’ Day! To all […]
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Underground Rap Superstar DR TILES
A Satirical Report By JOHNNY ELLIS, HOWIE GU, and ALEX MEDOLLA In perhaps one of the most shocking turn of events in Jericho history, Assistant Principal Dagoberto Artiles identified himself as underground rap superstar DR TILES. The rap legend revealed […]
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Baked Goods Cartel Uncovered at Jericho High School
A Satirical Article By HALEY GOLDSTEIN, BARI BRITVAN and NICOLE MALEN In a shocking turn of events, Jericho High School senior Grayce Mahk has been outed as the mastermind behind the school’s underground baked goods […]
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The Legendary Silence Enforcer
A Satirical Report By JOSH SIMONCIC, DAN JUNG, GIULIA MILANA, and ZACH BRZOZOWSKI An investigative JerUh-Oh report has revealed that Jericho High School Library staff member Ms. Rios has super hearing and can discern even the softest of […]
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Jericho Faculty Is Obsessed with Dubsmash
A Satirical Report By NIKKI DUKOFF, NIKKI BERRIN and SAMMI SILVERMAN With the rampant use of cell phones in the classroom, many teachers here at Jericho High School have tried to incorporate new technology into their […]
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Kanye and Coval Release New Album
A Satirical Report By NICK ALBICOCCO Last week, security cameras captured evidence of Kanye West and his entourage meeting with Mr. Coval confirming that he will be featured on Kanye’s upcoming album. This is not […]
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Controversial Dress Causes Prom Division
A Satirical Report By SAMMI STEIN Becoming a viral sensation in late February 2015, the infamous blue and black dress, or gold and white dress, has fashioned major disputes at Jericho High School. Since the widespread […]