By LINDSAY SILVERMAN, JACKI SANDS, and GABRIELLE KATZ
Jericho High School teachers magically gained super powers after eating only one bite of the new SuperBowls.
Mr. Anderle said, “The view from up here is amazing! I just got a job at a banana plant because I can grab them from the top of the trees without a ladder.”
Mrs. Bhasin can tell if water is being wasted from hundreds of thousands of miles away. Mrs. Bhasin then drives her solar-powered, carbon neutral, grass fed, electric car to the site of the wasted water and solves the problem.
Acai bowls give Mrs. Cook wings, and now she can fly away from her students. She loves being able to read the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence up in the clouds in peace and quiet.
Ms. D’Antonio gains superhuman strength, so she can enjoy the superbowl in one hand while casually lifting her car in the other hand.
After eating two acai bowls each, the gym teachers become so fast that they can even beat a tiger in a race. Ms. Corbett and Ms. Dunn no longer drive to school because they can run there in under one minute without even breaking a sweat.
Superbowls gave Mr. Levins the superpower to know when an unfortunate student is going to receive that dreadful yellow piece of paper before they even cut the class.
While Ms. Valenza was eating her superbowl during Creative Writing, she was able to see that a student was using his phone behind the computer screen. Ms. Valenza said, “I love acai bowls! They give me x-ray vision so now I can see what my students are always up to!”