By DEVIKA RAJEEV and MAYA MASHEB An undercover sting operation has recently exposed a black market utensil ring. Math teacher and now undercover agent Ms. Jacobsen led the operation which resulted in the arrest of […]
By BELA KIRPALANI Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20) – The stars think that you spend too much time on your phone. Go for a run or something. There’s a reason why you’re out of […]
By MELISSA POLLACK, ALEXIS CORBIN, AND RYAN FIRST As the Earth warms and the ozone layer continues to deplete, Jericho High School science teacher Timothy Strout desperately tries to complete his bucket list before the end of the […]
By ARIANNA SCAVONE The latest trend sweeping across Snapchat is capturing the attention of the esteemed Jericho faculty. Media not working? Click here.
A Satirical Article By RACHEL GERSTEN and MUKTA OBEROI JerUh-Oh Breaking News: Jericho High School’s staff is under attack, and no teacher, no substitute, and no administrator has been spared. A terrorist group, The B+sheviks, […]
A Satirical Article By SUMAYYAH SIDDIQUI and BHAVANA RAGIPANI JerUh-Oh Imagine a world where teachers, principals, parents, and administrators can easily track and find students. Now, imagine that world is ours. The “Find My Student” […]
A Satirical Article By DANIELLE BLAINE and STEPHANIE NERI JerUh-Oh Are you a fan of food instagrams? Jericho girls live for taking artsy pictures of their triple scoops of chocolate fudge brownie ice cream drenched […]
A Satirical Article By MAX DREW and JACKSON WEINREB JerUh-Oh Anthony Scarnati: loving father, devoted husband, thoughtful son, lord, witty teacher, friendly friend, defender of the Constitution, recreational basket weaver, and professional bomb diffuser. The Jericho High […]
A Satirical Article By RACHEL HOFFMAN and LAUREN GOLDSTEIN JerUh-Oh Like any other college-bound senior, Sammi Stanberg was excited to begin her search for a new life-long best friend: the perfect college roommate. Stanberg had heard […]
A Satirical Article By ALEX MARSHALL, NINA GLODSTEIN, and JULIE MAY JerUh-Oh Jericho High School students and faculty have recently been diagnosed with a serious disorder known as NBWD: Netflix Binge-Watching Disorder. This disorder has […]
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