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Weekly Horoscopes
By BELA KIRPALANI Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20) – The stars think that you spend too much time on your phone. Go for a run or something. There’s a reason why you’re out of […]
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Strout’s Bucket List
By MELISSA POLLACK, ALEXIS CORBIN, AND RYAN FIRST As the Earth warms and the ozone layer continues to deplete, Jericho High School science teacher Timothy Strout desperately tries to complete his bucket list before the end of the […]
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aBove Average
A Satirical Article By RACHEL GERSTEN and MUKTA OBEROI JerUh-Oh Breaking News: Jericho High School’s staff is under attack, and no teacher, no substitute, and no administrator has been spared. A terrorist group, The B+sheviks, […]
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One Tree Hilaria Epidemic
A Satirical Article By NIKKI DUKOFF and EVAN SILVERA JerUh-Oh Although the television series concluded in 2012, One Tree Hill is suddenly a must-see amongst teenagers. In the middle of the 2013-2014 school year, an epidemic spread throughout […]
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JHS Purchases “Find My Student” App for all Staff
A Satirical Article By SUMAYYAH SIDDIQUI and BHAVANA RAGIPANI JerUh-Oh Imagine a world where teachers, principals, parents, and administrators can easily track and find students. Now, imagine that world is ours. The “Find My Student” […]
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Jericho Girls Love Their #Eeeats
A Satirical Article By DANIELLE BLAINE and STEPHANIE NERI JerUh-Oh Are you a fan of food instagrams? Jericho girls live for taking artsy pictures of their triple scoops of chocolate fudge brownie ice cream drenched […]
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Anthony Scarnati: Smartest Man in the World
A Satirical Article By MAX DREW and JACKSON WEINREB JerUh-Oh Anthony Scarnati: loving father, devoted husband, thoughtful son, lord, witty teacher, friendly friend, defender of the Constitution, recreational basket weaver, and professional bomb diffuser. The Jericho High […]
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Future College Roommate Is a Robot
A Satirical Article By RACHEL HOFFMAN and LAUREN GOLDSTEIN JerUh-Oh Like any other college-bound senior, Sammi Stanberg was excited to begin her search for a new life-long best friend: the perfect college roommate. Stanberg had heard […]
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Twittpocalypse Now
A Satirical Article By MIKAELA ADWAR JerUh-Oh The resounding sounds of outrage heard from the mouths of Jericho students were sent reverberating across the entirety of Long Island. Mass hysteria has hit the school district. […]
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Netflix Binge-Watching Disorder Hits Jericho
A Satirical Article By ALEX MARSHALL, NINA GLODSTEIN, and JULIE MAY JerUh-Oh Jericho High School students and faculty have recently been diagnosed with a serious disorder known as NBWD: Netflix Binge-Watching Disorder. This disorder has […]