By IRENE JIANG and CELESTE TRAUB
Responding to complaints of irrelevant course offerings for seniors, the Administration has taken swift action and developed two new courses which will run next year. The courses are described below.
Introduction to Taking the Perfect Selfie
This course will advise students on how to achieve the perfect selfie, covering aspects from lighting to filters. Professor Madame Smize will review the history of the duck face, all the way back to its roots in the early 2000s. Students will practice their duck faces in order to master this very important life skill.
Prom Planning 101
The second proposed senior elective, Prom Planning, will ensure that students feel prepared for their Senior Prom, the greatest night of their lives. Girls will visit Promtopia, a land of prom magic where they will have their dream prom dresses made thereby avoiding the extreme stress of making sure all girls have unique dress designs.
Meanwhile, the boys will be lectured by the famed Professor Calc who will supply them with the mathematical formulas they need to plan the perfect promposal.
Current juniors are advised to seek out these new electives and sign up for them with their guidance counselors. The JerUh-Oh has been advised that these courses are already filling up.
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