A Satirical Article By RACHEL GERSTEN and MUKTA OBEROI JerUh-Oh Breaking News: Jericho High School’s staff is under attack, and no teacher, no substitute, and no administrator has been spared. A terrorist group, The B+sheviks, […]
A Satirical Article By ARIANNA SCAVONE JerUh-Oh Jericho High School’s very own English teacher, Mellene Hederian, has recently announced that she has accurately predicted the billion dollar bracket for this year’s March Madness competition. She is excited […]
A Satirical Article By NIKKI DUKOFF and EVAN SILVERA JerUh-Oh Although the television series concluded in 2012, One Tree Hill is suddenly a must-see amongst teenagers. In the middle of the 2013-2014 school year, an epidemic spread throughout […]
A Satirical Article By SUMAYYAH SIDDIQUI and BHAVANA RAGIPANI JerUh-Oh Imagine a world where teachers, principals, parents, and administrators can easily track and find students. Now, imagine that world is ours. The “Find My Student” […]
A Satirical Article By DANIELLE BLAINE and STEPHANIE NERI JerUh-Oh Are you a fan of food instagrams? Jericho girls live for taking artsy pictures of their triple scoops of chocolate fudge brownie ice cream drenched […]
A Satirical Article By MAX DREW and JACKSON WEINREB JerUh-Oh Anthony Scarnati: loving father, devoted husband, thoughtful son, lord, witty teacher, friendly friend, defender of the Constitution, recreational basket weaver, and professional bomb diffuser. The Jericho High […]
A Satirical Article By RACHEL HOFFMAN and LAUREN GOLDSTEIN JerUh-Oh Like any other college-bound senior, Sammi Stanberg was excited to begin her search for a new life-long best friend: the perfect college roommate. Stanberg had heard […]
A Satirical Article By ALISON LIEBERMAN and ALEX MARSHALL JerUh-Oh After Nabisco released the highly-anticipated cookie dough and marshmallow crispy renditions of its famous Oreo cookie, the number of Oreos being sold has skyrocketed. However, some people are questioning the […]
A Satirical Article By MIKAELA ADWAR JerUh-Oh The resounding sounds of outrage heard from the mouths of Jericho students were sent reverberating across the entirety of Long Island. Mass hysteria has hit the school district. […]
A Satirical Article By ALEX MARSHALL, NINA GLODSTEIN, and JULIE MAY JerUh-Oh Jericho High School students and faculty have recently been diagnosed with a serious disorder known as NBWD: Netflix Binge-Watching Disorder. This disorder has […]
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