A Satirical Report
By SAM NEWMAN and MIKAELA ADWAR
The JerEcho team has spent months producing reports that weren’t approved by Jericho High School Administration. We have received once in a lifetime permission to release just the headlines and an accompanying picture from our reject files.
National Honor Society Changes PowerPoint Theme and Receives Mixed Reviews
Dr. Artiles Imports Dominican Sand for His Office
Seniors Opt-Out of School
Students Stage Walkout
Ms. Kakounis and Mr. Anderle Elope in Colonial Williamsburg
Hederian Named New Director of the Jericho Harlequin Players’ Presentation of “Cats”
Mr. Levins Sued by Students Who Claim Cut Slips Cause Paper Cuts
Naviance Crashes, Juniors Panic
Jacobsen Wins Lottery, Buys More Halloween Sweaters
JerEcho Changes Name to Feminist Weekly
Lesse’s Genius Children Certified as Genius Children by Mensa
Seniors Take Advantage of Senior Lot Wind Gusts for Second Fashion Show
