“Suzanne Wick”

A Satirical Report By JOEY CAPACCHIONE and PERRY AXELROD

20th Century Studios has just released their new, highly anticipated movie, “Suzanne Wick.” Star actor Joey Capacchione plays Jericho High School English teacher Ms. Valenza, an educator on a revenge rampage, seeking justice for the destruction of her research papers and the robbery of her 20 notecards.