Strout’s Bucket List

April 1, 2016 Alexis Corbin Comments Off

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By MELISSA POLLACK, ALEXIS CORBIN, AND RYAN FIRST

As the Earth warms and the ozone layer continues to deplete, Jericho High School science teacher Timothy Strout desperately tries to complete his bucket list before the end of the world.

Mr. Strout has always known his rap game was strong, so he decided to take it to the streets. There’s no better time to drop a fire mixtape then at the end of the world! Check out “Mo’ Elements Mo’ Problemz” on Spotify, iTunes, and Sound Cloud!

Mr. Strout was often jealous that Bill got his own TV show and decided to take over. Bill was not too happy about the switch up, but Strout proved himself to be even better.

Inspired by a lifelong devotion to Clint Eastwood and praying to the famous actor’s shrine every night, Strout adopted a horse and named it Rico. Mr. Strout rides off into the sunset with his prized stallion. Yeeha!

As an active admirer of craters, Mr. Strout decided to become one with the Arizona Meteor Crater. His appreciation for nature and Earth’s natural beauty allows him to explore the wilderness within himself.

Becoming LeBron James has been on Strout’s bucket list for years. Using his new body swap invention he was able to experience life as a pro baller. Ball is life!

T. Strout has always admired the art of cheerleading. With only a limited amount of days left in this world, he fulfills his dream as a flyer on a professional cheerleading squad.

After taking a vacation to the Galapagos, T. Strout discovered his love for pelicans. He waved “sayonara” to his old life and morphed into one of these majestic creatures.

“I’m a real animal lover.”- T. Strout

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