Keeping Up with the Karens

A Satirical Report By ADA CHEN, ERICA HOOSHI and CHLOE LIU

LONG ISLAND, NY– In what local authorities are calling a “near tragedy,” Karen Davidson, a 47-year-old mother of 5 and executive gold star member of Trader Joe’s came perilously close to suffering the consequences of refusing to wear her mask in her local grocery store.