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TRUMPTOPIA
by NEEVA SHAFIIAN As soon as the clock struck the ripe time of 7:00 a.m. on December 19th, 2019, my alarm disrupted my peaceful sleep with a low voice I knew all too well. “MAKE […]
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Underground Rap Superstar DR TILES
A Satirical Report By JOHNNY ELLIS, HOWIE GU, and ALEX MEDOLLA In perhaps one of the most shocking turn of events in Jericho history, Assistant Principal Dagoberto Artiles identified himself as underground rap superstar DR TILES. The rap legend revealed […]
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Baked Goods Cartel Uncovered at Jericho High School
A Satirical Article By HALEY GOLDSTEIN, BARI BRITVAN and NICOLE MALEN In a shocking turn of events, Jericho High School senior Grayce Mahk has been outed as the mastermind behind the school’s underground baked goods […]
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The Legendary Silence Enforcer
A Satirical Report By JOSH SIMONCIC, DAN JUNG, GIULIA MILANA, and ZACH BRZOZOWSKI An investigative JerUh-Oh report has revealed that Jericho High School Library staff member Ms. Rios has super hearing and can discern even the softest of […]