A Satirical Report By MIKAELA ADWAR and SAM NEWMAN In the depths of the Jericho High School teachers’ workroom lies an ominous message, written using…
A Satirical Report By AMANDA DAMON, MADELINE KAUFMAN, and CARLY LAPIDUS After an intense dance battle during Battle of the Classes 2015, Administration expressed concern…
A Satirical Report By NEEVA SHAFIIAN and MELISSA POLLACK A disgruntled AP Computer Science student hacked Instagram and leaked several faculty members’ finstas (fake Instagram…
By NICK ALBICOCCO It’s that time of year again as the MLB season is set to begin. After an off-season with more than 100 players…